Normal everyday Tyra clip right? 

I don't get it. 

Broads. 

odd 

She is so ugly. 

Drugs are bad, mmkay? 

I... hmmmmm.... no. 

Spoofing on Oprah. Cute. 

I don't like any of this.

Please shut it off. 

Regularly engaging in activities which utilize exorbitant amounts of Vaseline will indeed make you look younger.

Or at least feel younger. Which makes you act younger, and therefore look younger. Yay. 

Well, she don't use butter, she don't use cheese,
she don't use jelly, Or any of these... 

I can't click it, I'm at work. Is this the one where she blatantly mocks her audience by going crazy over a free tube of vaseline? She starts spinning on the floor screaming "VASELINE, VASELINE!", like Homer Simpson after Mr. Burns tells him he has to quit as the union boss.

The sheer hate and disdain she throws out at her audience in that clip is amazing. This is a lady who feeds pitilessly off the utter ignorance of her audience of devoted losers - and she knows it. These people are cattle to her - worse than cattle, they're beneficent fungi - below regard as sentient beings. They're yeast with mouths and arms which she feels no compunction against puppeteering for her own personal amusement. 

millsy said:

I can't click it, I'm at work. Is this the one where she blatantly mocks her audience by going crazy over a free tube of vaseline? She starts spinning on the floor screaming "VASELINE, VASELINE!", like Homer Simpson after Mr. Burns tells him he has to quit as the union boss.

The sheer hate and disdain she throws out at her audience in that clip is amazing. This is a lady who feeds pitilessly off the utter ignorance of her audience of devoted losers - and she knows it. These people are cattle to her - worse than cattle, they're beneficent fungi - below regard as sentient beings. They're yeast with mouths and arms which she feels no compunction against puppeteering for her own personal amusement.

Is that what happened? I was just really confused and annoyed the whole time. 

millsy said:

This is a lady who feeds pitilessly off the utter ignorance of her audience of devoted losers - and she knows it. These people are cattle to her - worse than cattle, they're beneficent fungi - below regard as sentient beings. They're yeast with mouths and arms which she feels no compunction against puppeteering for her own personal amusement.

Who'd've thought I'd have so much respect for Tyra Banks? 

" I just made your wildest dreams come true!"

lol, all the dry vag's in the house were really excited, probably the first time since menopause! 

I submitted this :| 

millsy said:

I can't click it, I'm at work. Is this the one where she blatantly mocks her audience by going crazy over a free tube of vaseline? She starts spinning on the floor screaming "VASELINE, VASELINE!", like Homer Simpson after Mr. Burns tells him he has to quit as the union boss.

The sheer hate and disdain she throws out at her audience in that clip is amazing. This is a lady who feeds pitilessly off the utter ignorance of her audience of devoted losers - and she knows it. These people are cattle to her - worse than cattle, they're beneficent fungi - below regard as sentient beings. They're yeast with mouths and arms which she feels no compunction against puppeteering for her own personal amusement.

A bit much isn't it? It is the clip you're referring too, but I like Arothman always thought it was simply an Oprah spoof. Not a fan of Tyra so really have no reference to what her normal shows are however. 

This dumb bitch gets a show and I'm unemployed.
I think I understand the way the world works now. 

she used to be hot. 

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This dumb bitch gets a show and I'm unemployed.
I think I understand the way the world works now.

Looks to me like the "dumb bitch" figured it out faster then you... 

Me, on the other hand, I'm still trying to figure out forum tags after 10 years. 

capn prow1er said:

Who'd've thought I'd have so much respect for Tyra Banks?

That was my initial reaction and now I've come to realise she's just a bitch and I remembered I actually quite like nice people. 

bunny said:

Is that what happened?

I genuinely think so.

I'll have to watch it again but from memory there are some bits in there where she looks around, thinks about what she's doing, her eyes FLASH, she gets an evil smile and then she gets back in character to puppeteer her adoring herd some more.

I admit I haven't seen it for about 5 years though. 

lol, yeah, you're such an excellent judge of character. 

For a bunch of internet savvy fazers, you all can't figure out that this is a joke? I know it's hard to believe that Tyra Banks could be clever, but we gotta remember there's a team of Jews writing all her jokes. 

Yeah, that's actually just a spoof tyra banks did of the famously over-the-top reactions seen on Oprah's Favorite Things episodes. One of those videos was on the front page here a couple of years ago. 

This is my new favorite website.

The two best things in the World - combined. 

zorro869 said:

I don't get it.

she's having a meltdowm 

meltdowN