Washing Machine Self-Destructs









Nightmares brought to life. Thanks Internet!
Comments: 56 | Views: 18,551 | Time: 01:19
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RabidRabbit smells like happy...
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:31 PM)
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That was surprisingly enjoyable to watch. 
polishhottie69 is a club DJ trapped in an aerospace engineer
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:32 PM)
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All appliances should meet their end like this 
jeff
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:47 PM)
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holy cow that went from "meh" to "awesome" in record time. 
haze gives a real yum to your taste toucher
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:49 PM)
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Why do I feel bad? 
JEDi cLamPeTT - super bon bon super bon bon
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:51 PM)
5
man that fucked up his little garden,
but I suppose that was worth it.

I've been mad enough at my front loader to do the same thing. 
dc0de
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:52 PM)
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haze said:

Why do I feel bad?


This. I don't think I've ever anthropomorphised a washing machine before. 
Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:57 PM)
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jeff said:

holy cow that went from "meh" to "awesome" in record time.


Absolutely THIS! 
Killabandaid Durable Protection
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:57 PM)
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Way to kill all your plants, jackass. 
proteon
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (7:58 PM)
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haze said:

Why do I feel bad?


Because that washing machine did not self destruct it was murdered. 
radiusq
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (8:11 PM)
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Misleading title. That wasn't suicide! 
bertrhodes can't get FAZED at work anymore :-(
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (8:19 PM)
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Yeah, it wasn't exactly "self" destructing...bud awesome, nevertheless. 
KNW
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (8:34 PM)
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There are much cheaper ways to ruin your garden 
KNW
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (8:35 PM)
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I don't think I've ever anthropomorphised a washing machine before.

it needs some added stuff, like that ROFLcopter that destroys itself.

It can go:
OMG
WTF (brick goes in)
LMAO (as the parts fly off)
ROFL ( when it hits the floor) 
Chimp711
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (9:09 PM)
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I'd love to be there in person.

"What's he getting that cinder block for?"

"OH SWEET" 
Lost July - I'm sorry, it's my first day
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (9:16 PM)
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I wanted an explosion but the block was sufficient. 
mediaphile was a responsible tagline owner yesterday
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (9:27 PM)
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haze said:

Why do I feel bad?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRAhyl1fC4w 
The Gunfish thinks someone in this camp ain't what he appears to be
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (9:55 PM)
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i couldn't stop thinking of "The Brave Little Toaster" and i got sad..

WASHY!! NNOOOO!!!!!! 
 cupofwater
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (10:02 PM)
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This is exactly why Skynet took over and the Matrix happened ,dammit! 
haze gives a real yum to your taste toucher
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (10:23 PM)
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Ha! I'd never seen that before. 
mediaphile was a responsible tagline owner yesterday
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (10:42 PM)
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It was made by Spike Jonze, which explains a lot. 
Oafah
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (10:43 PM)
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Self-destruct? Yeah, and Dr. Kevorkian's patients "killed themselves". 
arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (11:10 PM)
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Why? 
pongobongo
 
Aug 1st, 2010 (11:54 PM)
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Marla said:

Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
 
russxl OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (12:00 AM)
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This was oddly terrifying 
Cambot
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (1:13 AM)
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I found a vintage old-skool washing machine once and brought it home to test it. I left the room when it was running and came back to a flooded laundry room and a washing machine which had collapsed onto itself like a house of cards. 
Jeepboy498 is a razorblade coated candy
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (2:27 AM)
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"Why come I has brick in meh now?" 
GreenBay
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (2:50 AM)
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Chimp711 said:

I'd love to be there in person.

"What's he getting that cinder block for?"

"OH SWEET"


This 
Erg0n
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (4:54 AM)
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it would have been crazy if the brick flew out of the washing machine and hits something else 
CaptainCon is the thickest thief
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (4:59 AM)
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its the new tickle-me-washer toy 
zorro869 is watching you, focker
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (6:53 AM)
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KILL IT WITH FIRE 
Slut
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (6:58 AM)
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YAY! Bang bang crunch!

Also, I wanted the camera to get decimated. 
Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (7:20 AM)
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Now THAT, was funny... 
mfdragon
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (7:51 AM)
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Kind of reminds me of what it looked like when they but Animal from the Muppet Show down... 
TimRed RULES FROM A THRONE OF FIBS
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (9:44 AM)
34
Poor R2-D2... 
VelascoTie likes his Cape Cods like he likes his women - big and pink.
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (10:18 AM)
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Poor little fella... 
Grinch
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (11:59 AM)
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He didn't put it on Brick Cycle, no wonder it fell apart 
banwa
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (12:18 PM)
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That looked dangerous! 
AngryPirate is a happy land lover
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (12:37 PM)
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lero
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (1:12 PM)
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I have watched this 3 times while on a conference call. I cannot wait to unmute this bitch and hear the mayhem.... 
BaliDano
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (2:51 PM)
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Why do I feel bad?

Because that washing machine did not self destruct it was murdered.


ROFL TT 
Syntax Error wants to hurt you just to hear you screaming his name
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (3:51 PM)
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I don't think you're supposed to run one of those without water.... :/ 
Superfly B there's a 30/70 chance he'll have sex with you
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (6:30 PM)
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i find the entire title completely misleading. its obviously a dryer and it obviously was not self destructing. should be renamed "dryer destroyed by rock" - does not, however, change the awesomeness level 
 cupofwater
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (6:38 PM)
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It is a front loading washer....pay attention please. 
mediaphile was a responsible tagline owner yesterday
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (6:41 PM)
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Definitely a washing machine. 
PoopNinja knows funky
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (7:31 PM)
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AngryPirate said:

Waayyy better than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t02jtv3iVBc.


Sounds like a bunch of Newfies... 
Wolfpack
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (8:24 PM)
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He forgot to add the faBRICK softener. *rimshot* 
ItsNicK - because science
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (9:15 PM)
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I'm impressed by how long it kept going for 
b stabby - mr. stabbalina mr. bab stabbalina
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (9:47 PM)
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your preposition killed the washing machine 
Yyz - he's got a date with fate in a black sedan
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (10:41 PM)
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That brick was all like 'take it bitch! Yeah! who's a no good bitch washer!'

Wam! That was awesome! 
Shumway over the rainbow
 
Aug 2nd, 2010 (10:42 PM)
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Wolfpack said:

He forgot to add the faBRICK softener. *rimshot*

Badum tissssssss 
They were, like, so serious back in 1982.
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Clearly this is what the show needed to survive.
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Phil Collins? Check. Awkward time on the mic? Check. Titty slapping? CHECK!

Update: Probably just a guest and not a DJ. In which case, he should start a career as a professional wedding guest.
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I'm serious, could it?
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I think I saw a kimura! (Strong language, asscrack, possible shame if you're American.)
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This is why we keep backwash around. :D
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There's something especially terrifying about the ground moving like a liquid.
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