Skip to about 1:11 for the good stuff. No, not that good. 

How in the world can a Judge not know that islands don't tip over. Law school must be a lot easier than I thought. Shudder...

"Prior to his election to Congress, Rep. Johnson served twelve (12) years as a DeKalb County magistrate judge, five (5) years as a county commissioner and three (3) years as chair of the DeKalb County Budget Committee.

Rep. Johnson practiced civil and criminal law in DeKalb County for twenty-seven (27) years. A staunch supporter of public education, he is a graduate of the District of Columbia Public Schools, Clark College in Atlanta and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law at Texas Southern University." 

To Recap:

So uh it's 7 miles by..
uh by 24 miles...
narrowest point that it's uh 7 miles
by this I mean that it's wide at one end
again 7 miles
at the shore...
24 miles..
uh
uh
uhhhhhhh.... 

Wow the speaker in the beginning seems mildly retarded. 

Wow the speaker in the beginning seems mildly retarded.

But then we watch further, and realize there was no mild involved. 

DeKalb County magistrate judge - that would explain why. I can't wait to be done with this godforsaken city. 

hahaha oh boy

we're all in serious trouble. 

gah... this guy is prone to gaffs. Thank goodness he's not in my district.

Please ignore him and maybe he will go away. 

Really? Guam is in danger of tipping over and capsizing? This man should not be in charge of shit. 

I had the displeasure of being on the island of Guam in 1993 and experiencing a magnitude 7.8 earthquake.

It didn't tip over then, but it sure felt like it was going to.

I can't believe this Supertard thinks islands float like boats and are in danger of capsizing.

Sweet Jesus. 

Very appropriate for April 1st. 

That guy is, like, super high, dude. 

Hmmmm... This accurate? 

from the update link

Call it a new low, a new 'tipping point'

hahah...ahem. 

Mongol said:

Very appropriate for April 1st.

But I'm not laughing. 

damn, I was just thinking, if Guam tipped over, that could really fuck up the massive series of tubes running through the area. 

Loving the April fools day skin. 

uh...I think the dude really is black. 

"Admiral.

I'd like to point out that in the historial event, the day that Horton heard a Hoo, the world was in danger of being destroyed from a gigantic elephant.

If Guam were Hooville and I was the Mayor and this actual geographical instability were a gigantic elephant waving it's gargantuan posterior above our nation's extended states, you would NOT find this a laughing matter.

Now, I would like to turn over the podium to Dr. Liano of the Thudercats for a Powerpoint Presentation. He's invisible so you'll need to squint" 

Now, I would like to turn over the podium

The podium could capsize? It's "Gravity Goes Up Day!" 

So....this is the guy who replaced Cynthia McKinney.... whether he was speaking figuratively or not, can this district be voted out of the Union? 

Least widest?

Hmmm. Narrow vocabulary methinks. 

this guy is right. I have lived next to the ocean for most of my time in this world. I have now come to the realization that one day, it will eat me. 

ho-ly shit that guy is fucking dumb. 

Why is it that Skill.Org has a new skin but Fazed.Net doesn't?

Also, due to the date, is this serious? 

deKalb county is also known as ghetto atlanta. he sounds and appears stoned. 

America, you should be very concerned. There is just no way someone as patently stupifyingly ignorant as this would become a judge in any normal developed country. I am not surprised in a way, but...jesus. 

Personally, I blame Al Gore's wife... 

wait.... so you guys are saying islands can't tip over? 

Politicians should smoke marijuana more often. This is hilarious,
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For cereal... is this real? 

medical marijuana for the hep c ? 

So the truth is, this guy has Hep C and his liver is pretty much ruined, he's all messed up and is known to "lose his train of thought". but Pelosi keeps him on anyway. I pity the fool. After knowing that, I'm not as shocked. Dude is about to die. Totally delerious.

Regardless, I think he was trying to make a joke and his disability hid that fact. If he articulated better it would have went like:

Army Guy: We are asking for 35,000 troops to ... blah blah blah

Rep: What? You know this Island is tiny right? Don't you think it might tip over??

Army Guy:: (Embarrassed) Uh... Uh.,.. no... uh....

Congress: LOL PWNED hahahaha

Different Scenario. There is no way this guy is talking seriousbusiness. 

"We don't anticipate that happening..."

What could have been going through the admirals head when he said "Tip over and capsize" 

Captain Spod said:

Least widest?

Hmmm. Narrow vocabulary methinks.

That statement is perfectly cromulent. 

ArchonRamie said:

That statement is perfectly cromulent.

Now matter how many times I hear it, that never fails to get a laugh out of me. 

Leave Guam alone ! 

ArchonRamie said

That statement is perfectly cromulent.

Aw shucks, you embiggen me. 

I once had Guam stuck to the bottom of my shoe. This is not funny...

/Bazooka 

Wow. 

Has anyone thought of the repercussions is he's actually right and we've been wrong this whole time?!?! 

He's the scientist warning the general public from every natural disaster movie ever before it hits. 

Dennis Quaid0wnd... 

DarkAss said:

So....this is the guy who replaced Cynthia McKinney.... whether he was speaking figuratively or not, can this district be voted out of the Union?

When I saw Georgia, I had the same thoughts. I mean, tens of thousands of people in some congressional district SELECTED this guy for leadership. I mean, my Congressman is nothing special, but holy shit. I thought Idiocracy was: A) Fiction and B) Supposed to be set 500 years in the future, not less than 5... 

Whether or not he was being figurative, seriously, who votes for these people? It frightens me every time I watch cspan. 

I GOTS TO KNOW!!! 

ArchonRamie said:

That statement is perfectly cromulent.

Captain Spod said:

Aw shucks, you embiggen me.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Can I offer you gentlemen a cup of coffee flavored beverine? Perhaps grey with creamium? 

I once visited Guam, when I stepped onto dry land I must admit I felt it move a little.

But seriously...